Chairs: the beds of everywhere that isn't a bedroom. You'd be surprised how much you can do with another person in a chair beyond just playing Spin the Bottle in Cody Appleman's basement in sixth grade. They're a great place to have sex when you can't get to a bed, or when there are no beds because they are banned in a dystopian future where sleep is illegal. No matter what your situation, it's handy to know which chairs are posture-supporting boning machines and when they're just an injury waiting to happen. Feeling those magic fingers on your back while having sex is the closest you'll ever have to an orgy. Plus, if you're feeling really lazy, you can just put the thing on "kneading" mode and let it do all the thrusting for you.
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