I'm an average looking guy who comes from a tight family. My name is Michael. I am also someone with some special to put it mildly sexual desires. I'll come out and say it: I'm attracted to some of my female relatives. I once got drunk at a party and propositioned my cousin. She had been kidding me about my being handsome and I jumped to the wrong conclusion. As a result of this and other transgressions, I'm considered the family screw up by most of them.